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Thursday, September 10, 2015
The Seahawks Play Offense: A Preview
The NFL season is upon us, bringing us another season filled to the brim with domestic abuse, backhanded business practices, extortion, severe brain injuries, and TOUCHDOWNS!!!!! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!?
Seahawks 2015: Another Great Defense
The Seahawks regular
season is fast approaching. So, it is time to preview the Seahawks new team. I
am going to focus on the defense, wihch looks to be a dominate unit once again.
They will dictate the Seahawks success, much like they have for the past three
years.
This season, the
success of the defense has one giant question mark surrounding it; Will Kam
Chancellor play or will he continue his hold out in a quest for more money? The
defense should be great either way, but with the Chancellor of Pain on the
field they have a chance to the best defense of all time. I am serious about that. Last year's team led
the league in fewest yards allowed per game and fewest points allowed per game.
Even so, this year's team could be better. Even if Kam doesn't show up they
should still be great. The rest of the talent is just to good. This review will
assume Chancellor isn't going to play.
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Shootyhoops Basketmakers
Basketball: An Introduction
Basketball. Long
considered our national pastime, it has become more than just a sport to most
of America. Indeed, it has come a long
way from its humble beginnings as a way to satiate the bloodlust inherent in
those over 6’5” by allowing them to take it out on a ball that looked
suspiciously like the head of a Indiana vampire. Nowadays, basketball is used for any number
of things in our nation. From proving
who can jump the highest to giving Greg Ostertag a stage to be laughed at by
the general populace, basketball has truly sunk its spindly, lecherous claws
into our collective consciousness.
Monday, August 31, 2015
A Proposal to Change Penalty Kicks
To a sports fans
raised on traditional American sports like football and basketball, many things
about soccer seem strange. The game doesn't fit nicely into the expectations of
many American fans. As I have grown into being a soccer fan I have come to terms
with most of these oddities. It doesn't bother me that the time limit is
arbitrary and up to the official. I don’t stare in confusion when a player
standing out of bounds touches a ball that is in bounds and play continues.
However, one thing about the beautiful game still frustrates me, the
disproportionately game changing power of a penalty kick.
Goals in soccer are
hard to come by. When a team does score the strategy of the game changes
immensely. The leading team often stops attacking and drops back into defense
making it even harder for the opponent to put one in the net. Their counter
attacks and offensive positions become about time wasting. If a team manages to
get up 2-0 the lead becomes almost insurmountable. At 3-0 forget about it. The
training team isn't coming back. In their current form, penalty kicks are
essentially free goals. Which is to say massively powerful game changing
events.
If an offensive
player is fouled inside the other teams penalty area the offensive team is
awarded a penalty kick in front of the goal. The placement of the ball is only
12 yards away and the offensive team is allowed to have any of their eleven
players on the field when the foul was committed take the shot. This means they
can pick their best shooter, regardless of their involvement in the play to
attempt the shot. This would be like the Clippers getting to let Chris Paul
shoot free throws every time DeAndre Jordan is fouled. Additionally the goal
keeper must remain on their goal line until the ball is touched. All of the
players not involved in the penalty kick have to remain outside the penalty box
and behind the shooter. (FIFA rules)
All these rules add
up to making it exceedingly hard for a goal keeper to stop a penalty kick. As
of 8/27/15, in MLS the penalty kick save percentage of keepers that have played
in at least 10 games is a measly 25% (55/73). Keepers are forced to just guess
a side and dive. When a penalty kick is stopped it is essentially luck. This
results in some funny looking attempt to stop the penalty kick as keeper dive
hard to the opposite side the ball is shot to. As mentioned before a penalty
kick is essentially a free goal.
The goals scored on
penalty kicks are game changers. They can propel a team that is being
thoroughly out played into a lead. The value of goals and the difficultly of
stopping penalty kicks has led to an epidemic of players flopping in the box.
Attacking players in the penalty box will go down at the slightly touch hoping
to trick a referee into award a penalty kick. They know the potential reward of
a goal far outweighs the risk of a yellow card for embellishment. This
incessant flopping is another annoy part of the game. Nobody wants to watch
professional athletes rolling around on the ground faking injury.
There is a simple
change that soccer could make to the way penalty kicks are taken that would
reduce the effectiveness of the shooter and make the punishment more fairly
meet the crime. The player who is fouled in the box should be required to take
the penalty kick. If the Earthquake foul Lamar Neagle and the Sounders are
award a penalty kick Neagle should have to take the kick. The Sounders
shouldn't be allowed to let Brad Evans or Clint Dempsey shoot.
Some might complain
that a truly hurt player may be required to take a shot. Well there are very
seldom actual hurt players in soccer. However, if someone actually did get hurt
they should be allow a few minutes to try and walk it off. If they can't than
they should have to sub off. If your team doesn't have any subs left, or
doesn't want to use one, then the player should have to sit for a minimum of 3
minutes.
The idea of making
the fouled player take the shot is a very American solution, so FIFA and the
European leagues will never go for it. Additionally changing anything about the
way soccer is played is essentially a cardinal sin in many fans eyes. They will
scream about Americans not understanding and the beauty of tradition. MLS is
probably also not going to adopt a rule change that brings them away from the
international norm. The American league wants so dearly to earn the respect of
its older and richer cousins in Europe. The potential mocking from the Old
World is too great of a risk. Sadly this means the change will probably never
happen, but a fan can still dream.
Sunday, August 23, 2015
I Don't Care About NFL Preseason
There is an
interesting phenomenon going on in Seattle this summer. The NFL preseason has
started and people are selling tickets to the games at and above face value. In
past NFL seasons tickets to Seahawks preseason games have been basically free.
Season ticket holders are forced to buy preseason tickets along with the
regular season games. Rather than go to these games the ticket holders would
sell them at reduced values. If you knew a season ticket holder they would
often just give them to you. On StubHub you could grab a few for around $20
each. This year they are holding onto
the tickets or trying to sell them for a profit. This strange behavior is
endemic of the greater attitude surrounding the Seahawks 2015 season. People
were pumped for the first preseason game against the Broncos. They were having
blue Friday and smack talking Broncos fans. They were full of pride and ready
to root their team on, in a preseason game. Despite all the hoopla surrounding
the preseason I still cant get into the games.
I have never been
able to get into preseason football. Much like spring training in baseball it
isn't worth my time. The games are still at least three hours long. I can
easily find something else to do with my three hours than watch third stringers
battle it out for a position on special teams. I don’t need to see some third
string rookie play with my own eyes. I
don’t care who wins and who loses because they provide no predictor of regular
season success. Instead I will just read about the results and analysis the
next day. I will still get to know who
played well and is looking to make an impact on the regular season and who has under-performed.
Every year there are
some previously unknown players that shine in preseason. Sports media starts
hyping them all over as a breakout candidate. People talk about them all over
town, beaming about their potential in the upcoming season. Very few of these preseason
stars ever pan out. Instead they fail to make the team or do nothing in the
regular season. Their names are forgotten by week four of the regular season.
By not having watched them play I miss out on being a contributor during a
couple of weeks' worth of preseason games, but that is it.
The results of the
games don’t matter. After each team has played four preseason games the records
are wiped clean and regular season starts. Going 4-0 in the preseason doesn't
give your team a head start or even a tie breaker in the regular season. The NFL
doesn't hand out trophies for winning in August. The results of the preseason
games are not indicative at all of what they are going to do in the regular
season. You would rather a team go 4-0 than 0-4, but it doesn't really matter.
Try looking up a database of historical preseason results. It is hard to find
one. Pro Football Reference doesn't keep records of the games.
The recent Broncos
vs Seahawks preseason highlights all the reasons I don’t watch the preseason
games. The Broncos, who are expected to have one of the best offenses in the
whole NFL, didn't start their best QB, WR, or RB. The Seahawks star QB, Russell
Wilson, threw one pass. Instead Wilson's backup Tarvaris Jackson played for a
while before getting hurt and then some guy names RJ Archer came in and playing
the rest of the game. There is basically zero chance that RJ Archer plays in
the regular season. Watching him play against some Broncos third stringers
tells us nothing about the Seahawks upcoming season. Additionally the results
of the game, a Broncos victory count, for nothing. The Seahawks have still won
the last two contests that count against the Broncos. No amount of preseason
wins will outweigh a Super Bowl victory and a regular season win.
None of this is to
say that you shouldn't watch the preseason. If you find enjoyment in the
events, than by all means spend your time rooting for your team to beat the
opponents in the preseason. To each his own. For me, I just can't get excited
for the preseason. The price of not seeing the game is not great enough to
outweigh the cost of not doing almost anything else.
Saturday, July 18, 2015
Fernando Rodney has Been Bad
The Fernando Rodney
Experience has always been a thrill ride. Throughout his career he has had a
way of building up the drama and the tension during all of his appearances. For
the last several season he has managed to get himself out of the jams he creates
and post some of the best results based stats in MLB. However this year the
Experience has turned into a straight up horror show.
Looking at the
normal stats Rodney's year has been terrible. He has an ERA of 5.50, 4 blown
saves, and has managed to lose his job as the closer to a rookie. These stats
show us how bad he has been but don’t give us a clue as to why. Let's dig
deeper into the advanced stats to find a source for the abysmal performance.
Looking at Rodney's
advanced stats we can see that his pitch selection this year of 64.3% fastballs
and 35.2% changeups is right in line with his career averages. As far as pitch
selection goes he doesn't seem to have changed anything. So it doesn't seem to
be an issue with the pitch type he is throwing but instead what is happening to
those pitches after he throws them.
During Rodney's
career his ability to throw faster than most other pitchers has been one of his
biggest assets. Rodney throws fast, with lots of movement, and with medium
amounts of control. This has made it hard for opposing batters to catch up with
his pitches and actually make good contact. They were left guessing, which has
let him rack up strikeouts.
This year Rodney's
strikeout percentage (K/9) is down. He has only been able to ring up 7.00
batter per 9 innings. This is his lowest rate since he was a rookie. However,
his walk rate (BB/9) is holding steady. We see him giving up 4.25 free passes
per 9 this year, which is actually slightly below his career average of
4.40 So he still isn't able to control
his pitches, but that randomness isn't resulting in confusion for the batter
anymore.
Let's take a deeper
look at his pitches. His average fastball speed is 95.1 mph compared to his
career average of 95.7 mph. He doesn't appear to have lost the speed that
brought him success. However, his swinging strike rate (SwStr%) is down to 8.2%
from a career average of 11.3%. Despite still throwing hard Rodney isn't able
to make people miss and when a batter doesn't miss a 95 mph fastball bad things
can happen.
In 2015 Rodney is
giving up home runs on 16.2% of the flyballs that batters hit (HR/FB). This is
a really high percentage. Of qualified relievers, Rodney's HR/FB is 13th worst
in all of MLB. Additionally, this high rate isn't something to be expected. His
2015 number is the highest of his whole career. The previous worst was 12.8%
with 2005 with the Tigers. Over the last five seasons the worst rate Rodney has
posted is 7.1%. In recent history he has actually been pretty good at
preventing homeruns.
So what does this
all mean? If you want to remain optimistic it means Rodney has room to improve.
He can work on regaining the movement of his pitches. Also he is probably going
to stop giving up so many dingers. He has a good sample size and a recent run
of success saying giving up homers just isn't one of his weaknesses. Basically
Rodney has just had a string of self really bad luck that has been exacerbated
by a changing in his pitch movement.
On the flip side, if
you want to be a pessimist, this probably means Rodney has lost something and
he probably isn't getting it back. The ex-closer is 38 years old now and the
league has figured him out. He is showing that he can't make a baseball dance like
he used to. Now instead of making batter look foolish he is giving those that
can catch up to 95 mph something they can drive. When you can line up a 95 mph
fastball you can make it soar, often into the stands.
Decreased swinging
strikes and increased HR/FB are a receipt for bad results, which is exactly
what Rodney has had so far. Regardless
of what you think the future holds for the Fernando Rodney Experience one thing
is for certain, he was terrible in the first half. Let's hope something puts an
end to the horror show.
Sources: Fangraphs
Monday, July 13, 2015
Expand the All-Star Skill Competitions
Tomorrow, July 14th,
is the MLB All-Star game, which is being played in Cincinnati this year. The
approach of this game got me thinking about All-star games in general. The
concept of getting all of the best players in a professional league together
and having them play an exhibition game seems like a good one. However, all
three of the major sports leagues, NBA, NFL, and MLB, have generally boring
All-star games. None have held my interest in years. However, all of the
leagues do feature various skills exhibitions (e.g. Home Run Derby and Dunk
Contest) prior to the actual game. These events are fun to watch. I try to make
sure I see them every year. I think it is time we just cancel the NBA and NFL
All-Star games and just focus on skill events.
The various All-Star
games have turned into drawn out and boring affairs filled with lackadaisical
performances and too many commercials. The play is sloppy and subpar. Only MLB
manages to put on a watchable show. In the NFL and NBA games the defense is basically
non existences which takes away a major part of the sport. The primary factor
for this is the fear of injury. None of the stars or their teams want to risk
injury in a game that doesn't matter.
Sports like
basketball and football are very team centered games. Throwing together
All-Star caliber players and asking them to play together with little or no
practice is bound to result in a sloppy game. That is exactly what the NBA
Al-Star game and NFL Pro-Bowl are. In the NBA there are turnovers and missed
shots galore. Basically players start playing hero ball and isolation. You miss
out on the beauty that is the fluid game of team Basketball. The NFL's game is
full of blown routes and missed throws. You can't ask a group of players to gel
at the level required to create great football.
It would be terrible
for the fans the teams and most importantly the platers to suffer a major
injury during a basically meaningless
game. Imagine the outcry if a star quarterback suffered a major injury during
the Pro Bowl because some DE wanted to prove he was the best pass rusher in the
league, but instead got caught on a block and awkwardly rolled into the knees
of the passer. In an instance the team next season is wiped out and potentially
the players next payday and future financial security. It doesn't make sense to
play hard defense during and All-Star game and risk season or career altering
injuries. That means it also doesn't make sense to play the game at all.
The skills
competitions that the leagues put on have little or no risk of injury. The
NBA's skills competitions are probably the most dangerous. The Dunk Contest,
Three Point Contest, and Skills Challenge all require running and physical
effort near game level to compete. However, they are all performed by world
class athletes in a non-defended and non-contact environment. Guys shouldn't
get hurt throwing down a 360 tomahawk jam.
Speaking of 360
tomahawk jams, watching Dunk Contest is fun. Although the event still has way
to many commercials and takes longer than it should, it is generally a good
time. Similarly the MLB Home Run Derby is a fun spectacle for a summer evening.
I witnessed the events live at Safeco Field in 2001, it was a blast (pun
intended). In both leagues they are able to bring out stars to compete in most
of the events (the NBA does fail to do this in the Dunk Contest from time to
time). This allows fans to see their favorites, while putting them in different
non game situations that are fun to watch. It is way more fun than the All-Star
games.
One of the things
the that hurts the NFL's All-Star experience, the Pro Bowl, is a lack of a
skills challenge. They eliminated the events after the 2007 events. Reading
online it appears that the NFL never gave a great explanation for why the
competitions were ended. Now all they have left is a boring no touch version of
a football game that nobody watches. Clearly they cancelled the wrong events.
MLB is the only one
of the big three with an All-Star game that shouldn't be eliminated. The
baseball game is interesting for the first couple of innings when all the
starters are still playing. However, by about the 5th or 6th all the best
players are out and the game starts to drag.
Even with the only
All-Star game worthy of surviving, MLB should considering expanding their skill
competitions. Currently the only one is the Home Run Derby. They could easily
add a fly ball or ground ball shagging contest. Imagine Andrelton Simmons and
Elvis Andrus seeing who could scoop up the most grounders and make an accurate
throw to first. Maybe points for range and accuracy of throwing. The league
could easily add a stolen base race. They could have Dee Gordon and Billy
Hamilton see who can go first to second fastest. I would tune in to see that.
Two of the three
majors leagues, the NBA and the NFL, should seriously consider cancelling their
All-Star games. All three should instead focus on skills challenges. This would
give players more time to rest and heal, while providing fans with a fun break
from the regular season. It would eliminate the yearly complaints about none of
the players giving any effort during the games. It would still give fans a
chance to see the stars and enjoy the fun the comes with these slightly silly
events.
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