The Apocolypse

Carlos Silva is currently 6-0 with a sub-4 ERA. By all accounts, no Cubs players or personnel have been eaten this season either. What is happening in the world!?

Here are just a few other things I thought would happen before seeing old fatty performing well at anything other than a hot dog eating contest:

• Yuniesky Betancourt plays baseball at a level above that of an 8th Grader.


• I have 4 children.


• Troy Polamalu gets a buzzcut.


• LeBron James signs with the Seattle SuperSonics.


• Rob Johnson switches positions and becomes a catcher.


• Kyle Wellwood weighs in at under 500 pounds.


• Rick Rypien literally fights a grizzly bear.


• David Thompson reveals that he does not know the rules of basketball, merely those of dunksetball.