Monday, May 9, 2011

Milton "Bat Shit Crazy" Bradley gets cut for Shitty Batting

Excuse my french but I just thought that was a clever title. Anyways it is true the M's parted ways with Milton Bradley today. After a relatively hot start (compared to the other Mariners), Milton's offense has cliff dived into full on suckiness. Not needing a poor fielding, poor hitting, slow outfielder on the roster, especially when they already have a no fielding, poor hitting slow DH on the roster
(Jack "The Custard" Cust), they saw it best to part ways with Milton. I for one wish him well where ever he goes. It will probably just be his house because he has millions of dollar and 17 50 inch plasma flat screen TV (a rough estimate based on his wealth) and cant play baseball well anymore, but I still wish him well.

Come on Milton, its time to go.

2 comments:

  1. Why the hell is Michael Saunders still playing? I'd take Milton's antics over Saunders' SUPREME inability to make contact any day.

    ReplyDelete
  2. The problem is that no matter how bad of a person someone is, even being a modicum better at a sport than someone like Saunders can win them a spot. Of course, Saunders is awful and looks like he will never amount to a useful baseball player. However, there are equally good (or is that equally bad?) players available that contribute like Milton Bradley without the whole "being a bad person" thing.

    ReplyDelete