Recently, I attended the Husky-Oregon State game. Yes, it was a rather depressing time to be a Husky fan, but not only because we played so terribly. It just so happens that the worst kind of fan decided to sit next to me. While not complaining about the weather, he took time out of his busy schedule to complain about how terrible the Huskies are. Later, he started throwing things at the polite Beaver fans sitting a row or two in front of us. The following is a transcript, from memory, of his various comments. For the sake of our younger readers, all expletives have been replaced with the slightly less offensive "Bobby Ayala."
"God [Bobby Ayala] it, Nick Montana sucks. It's an embarassment, why do we even keep him on the [Bobby Ayala] team?" (Editor's Note: This was at about the 3rd play of the game.)
"Nick Holt is such a piece of [Bobby Ayala], fire his [Bobby Ayala]! If they don't fire him right now, the whole athletic department should get [Bobby Ayala] fired."
"Come on 31, you're so [Bobby Ayala] bad. It's Nick Holt's kid, what a [Bobby Ayala] disgrace. Look, where's 31? Didn't make the play again! He's [Bobby Ayala] worthless!" (Editor's Note: Cort Dennison is not Nick Holt's son, nor is he expected to make the tackle on 30 yard pass plays.)
"Hey! [Bobby Ayala] you, [Bobby Ayala] the Beavers, you [Bobby Ayala] are a disgrace! (Throws cup at friendly OSU fans in front of us who haven't said a word despite a 20 point lead) [Bobby Ayala] you!"
"This weather is [Bobby Ayala] terrible, [Bobby Ayala] this the game is almost over let's leave. [Bobby Ayala] Nick Holt." (Editor's Note: This was with about 4 minutes left in the 2nd quarter, when it wasn't raining at all.)
In short, I love the Huskies but great googily moogily, people like this make me not want to.
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