I know were all thrilled by the idea of the USTN blog crew diligently tracking all of Miguel Olivo's fails on a game to game basis. Fortunately for the Mariners and unfortunately for the tracker, right after we debuted Olivo went on an 8 game hitting streak. This utter destruction of major league pitching brought Olivo's triple slash to .210/.229/.346. I assume this vast improvement is directly related to the embarrassment he felt after the one entry in the MOST.
Then last night in the extras inning game, Miguel Olivo hurt his groin, in what must be an attempt to take himself out of the lineup long enough for me to forget about this silly blog idea. The injury has landed Olivo on the 15 day DL and has put the Shittiness Tracker of at least a 15 day hiatus. The silver lining from this injury is obviously that now Mariner's fans can put all our energy into booing Chone Figgins.
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