Dear Other Nations,
Hello, it is good to see you again. We the Dutch have missed you since you last visited. Here, we have made you a fruit basket. Do not bother to eat it, for we have no fruit here, only success.
You may have heard about our soccer team recently. Yes, it is true, we the Dutch made the World Cup final this year. And yes, it is true that we lost once again. To be fair, the Spanish asked us very nicely if they could win, and we cannot bring ourselves to be so rude as to disallow this. As such, we played as defensively as possible and avoided attempting offense.
Finally, we would like to thank all of our new fans for cheering us on. We understand you may only like us because it gives you a chance to wear that orange shirt from high school again, but we appreciate you anyways. Feel free to visit again anytime, we promise to keep Wesley Sneijder on his chain so he will not bite.
Your pals,
Holland
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