Sunday, October 31, 2010

Historic Pat Burrell

Heading into Game 3 of the 2010 World Series, Pat Burrell had not exactly distinguished himself. Pat the Former Bat was an outstanding 0-5 with 4 strikeouts and one run scored, not exactly earning his place.

However, this all changed after Game 3. Burrell went 0-4 with 4 strikeouts. That's right; on the series Pat is 0-9 with 8 strikeouts. This is indeed the worst performance in the history of the World Series for a batter. Indeed, Pat Burrell has moved from simply amazing to what he shall now be know as: "Historic".

Yes, Historic Pat Burrell has been born out of his relatively unimpressive state as nothing more than Pat the Bat. From henceforth, he is, and forever shall be, one of History's best.

Wait, no, that's not the word. What is it? Oh right, worst. Congratulations, Historic Pat Burrell.

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